What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:28

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.